I
love America for a number of reasons. One of the most important reasons is that
pedestrians are given a lot of importance. Cars stop for them probably because
they feel sorry they are on foot or because of stringent pedestrian-friendly
traffic laws. But not so in Miami . That’s what I learnt from my recent visit. Welcome
to the American city with the Indian kind of traffic sense. If you visited Miami
with the idea that people were going to yield to you in crosswalks like the
rest of American cities… you gotta think again. If pedestrians don’t get out of
the way of drivers in Miami, they deserve what they get, which is, I guess,
getting killed. They should actually put that as an advisory note for
international tourists. For Indians they could actually write ‘Feel at home in
Miami’.
Traveling on Indian Roads by foot is an humbling experience by
itself which sometimes may be hilarious or sometimes exhilarating but always dangerous.
Urban
Indians have long acquired the skills of crossing a busy four lane traffic signal
which has absolutely no ‘green’ signal for pedestrians. We have figured out
which is the best time to make a kill and when to lie low. It is an art by
itself. We know the maxim followed by all wheeled vehicles in India - Thou
shall not slow or brake till you reach your destination' which can be read as ‘Do not falter or fail till you reach
your goal’
We,
the road travellers also follow a maxim – Live and let live. Live to see
another day, without getting knocked down by trucks, buses, government vehicles
and the occasional BMWs and Audis driven by drunken children of politicians,
bureaucrats, businessmen and those with loads of ‘black’ money, which incidentally
is all of the above. And letting live, by walking alongside cows, buffalos, bicycles, handcarts and
the omnipresent Peedestrians ( Peeing Pedestrians... Ooooh Boy, I love this term I coined)
For the new entrants to city life, the Road traffic Authorities should dole out some short courses for road travellers on ‘How to cross Indian roads?.. or how to catch a bus in India .. and if you do catch a bus, how to hang on outside the bus without falling?
While on this topic, hope you guys know what
Jaywalking means.
It is a term commonly used in North America to refer
to reckless pedestrian
crossing the road causing disturbance to the traffic. By that definition, all
our pedestrians would be considered as Jaywalkers. At least they are walking !!! Signing off with this quote by Lewis Mumford, an American historian known for his study of cities and urban architecture,
"Restore
human legs as a means of travel. Pedestrians rely on food for fuel
and need no
special parking facilities –
Jaywalking...Jay..resh!! Well salman ran over Jaysleepers in his SUV on the same place where peedestrians pee on phootpaths but these same peedestrians sleep by the night. Traffic is so delightful in India driving is a pleasure, America is fearful with the speeds, one mistake you go flying under the trucks, but in India it is so safe with Human Traffic, Animal Traffic, failed signals, dodging to stay one car ahead, super cops controlling mayhem traffic, oh lala life on road in India is so productive you can get drivers to drive, while you finish your conference calls, virtual meetings, emails, write your blogs, fb, tweets et al. There is never a dull moment, Jai Hind!!
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