Pull up your pants

People love butt bashing jokes. My all-time favourite is - Life is like the left butt of a black guy, firstly it is not right and then it is not even fair.

Hitting below the belt is a passé....wearing below the bottom is a hit these days. Every boy between 10 - 80 worth his testosterone is trying to lower his jeans and show off his ASSets. Yes, flaunting a designer covered bottom is the latest hit in mens street fashion, the last being the Bell bottoms of the early 70s. Men are lapping it up. Calvin Klein is probably selling more underwear than all the other merchandise put together. Guys are discussing in Facebook and Twitter how low is low? 5, 6, 7, 8 inches?  I have often wondered how the pants hang below the bottom so precariously and concluded that it surely must be the work of God.

Well, skirts are getting higher and pants are getting lower. Girls with short skirts are a feast to any eye. Short skirted IPL cheer leaders garnered more eyeballs than the Gambirs and Gangulys. But pants below the bottom are obnoxious, odious and also objectionable.

Don’t get me wrong guys. We, women folks ain’t complaining about the big boys of Bollywood  showing off their rear. We love them... bottoms et al.  Nor do we have any issues with the Afro American hip hop stars with dangerouly low jeans.. at least they sing. Our problem is with the average Joe or should I say average Jai.

Dear Jai,

We certainly are not interested in checking out your barely-there, badly-shaped, baboon bottoms. Do us a favour.... Pull up your pants!