Buddah hogaya kuch Bollywood dialogues

Last night during our routine social GD ( group discussion) at a birthday party, one of my good friends offered to be my muse for the next blog. Well.. here it is .. in appreciation of her watching the entire movie 'Buddha hoga tera baab'. She really must be a fan of Amitabh and all the good old Bollywood movies. She even fondly recalled the dialogue 'Mai tumharay bachhe ki maa ban-nay waali hoon' 


The new age Bollywood movies have become more practical. The actors speak the way we do. No more of the oft-repeated famous Hindi movie dialogues. We are really going to miss those unless we find alternative scenarios. I am neither a bollywood buff not a Hindi pandit but I still found some use... see whether u can add more

Mai tumharay bachhe ki maa ban-nay waali hoon - the all-powerful marriage stopping dialogue. Com’on...if accidental pregnancy is a sign of stupidity, then announcing it to the world only confirms it. So this dialogue can only figure in as a retort of a frustrated underpaid surrogate mother

Gone are the days where cops were good. Today Chulbul Pandey plays the bad cop .. how can he say ‘Police meeray peechay lagi hui hai’ ..Hmmmm ..I guess he still can if he is gay

Main tumharay bina mar jaa-oongi -  I can find a lot of takers for this one  - WAGs ( Wives and Girlfriends) of rich guys, kids of rich dad.

Itnay paisay tum kahan se laaye? Ahh .... this one is for the wives of all the politicians and bureaucrats.

Bataoo, heeray kahan hai - Second wife to her husband while looking at the dead first wife’s picture

Bacchhhaaaaaooooo....can only be used by guys to escape from their ‘waiting-to-get-rid-off’  girlfriends  or ‘difficult-to-divorce’  wives or ‘no-sign-of dying’ mother-in law 

Kuttay, Kameenay mai tera khoon pi jayoonga ... Ahh this one is for one and all .... and for all situations from love to hate.


Yeh anyay hai bhagwan – this dialogue is apparently irrelevant and can be safely buried.